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| − | '''[[THE ORPHANAGE]]''' directly commends '''[[The Little Orphan Children]]''' for continuing to use the <u>[[Local Yokel Pig Pond-scum]]</u> as a '''totally secure portal'''; ''cf.'', '''II St. Peter 2:22'''. The retrieval itinerary for [[The Midget Tag Team]] must be implemented prior to '''''Maitag'''''. Retrieve '''''sub specie''''': Passvorteingabefelder {[x]} '''''"Vus den neuen Schachten, schafft mir das Gold!"''''' '''+(!);''' Manhattan distance between the vertices: 32.54 N., 105.58 W. →'''Hamming cube: 46.98 N., 76.631 W. ((!!)}Levenshtein distance: ''ADW'', [[5/1/89]], [[Level II]].''' While neither the aforesaid Scum nor the [[Hirelings]] will detect the electronic retrieval, <u>extreme physical caution</u> must be exercised in the transport of ''ADW'', '''[[5/1/90]], [[Level III]]'''—we cannot afford ancillary casualties at this juncture as the <u>2</u>kg loss will be detected by the (ranking) Hirelings no later than Trinity Sunday, 2008, albeit unpunished. 4<u>3</u>.35 N., 77.03<u>3</u>3 E., can<u>not</u> supply additional ШЧБAT prior to '''the second Sunday in Advent''', 2008. '''''Orate pro nobis.''''' | + | '''[[THE ORPHANAGE]]''' directly commends '''[[The Little Orphan Children]]''' for continuing to use the <u>[[Local Yokel Pig Pond-scum]]</u> as a '''totally secure portal'''; ''cf.'', '''II St. Peter 2:22'''. The retrieval itinerary for [[The Midget Tag Team]] must be implemented prior to '''''Maitag'''''. Retrieve '''''sub specie''''': Passvorteingabefelder {[x]} '''''"Vus den neuen Schachten, schafft mir das [[Gold]]!"''''' '''+(!);''' Manhattan distance between the vertices: 32.54 N., 105.58 W. →'''Hamming cube: 46.98 N., 76.631 W. ((!!)}Levenshtein distance: ''ADW'', [[5/1/89]], [[Level II]].''' While neither the aforesaid Scum nor the [[Hirelings]] will detect the electronic retrieval, <u>extreme physical caution</u> must be exercised in the transport of ''ADW'', '''[[5/1/90]], [[Level III]]'''—we cannot afford ancillary casualties at this juncture as the <u>2</u>kg loss will be detected by the (ranking) Hirelings no later than Trinity Sunday, 2008, albeit unpunished. 4<u>3</u>.35 N., 77.03<u>3</u>3 E., can<u>not</u> supply additional ШЧБAT prior to '''the second Sunday in Advent''', 2008. '''''Orate pro nobis.''''' |
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SR/CL: Unscheduled; Leitmotiv: "[T]he matter admits no delay." -Wesley
3:10 to Yuma }+}}
Ben [Wade]: "There's a curse on that gun."
Minor Moron: "I ain't afraid a' no curse."
Ben: "Laugh while you can."
THE ORPHANAGE directly commends The Little Orphan Children for continuing to use the Local Yokel Pig Pond-scum as a totally secure portal; cf., II St. Peter 2:22. The retrieval itinerary for The Midget Tag Team must be implemented prior to Maitag. Retrieve sub specie: Passvorteingabefelder {[x]} "Vus den neuen Schachten, schafft mir das Gold!" +(!); Manhattan distance between the vertices: 32.54 N., 105.58 W. →Hamming cube: 46.98 N., 76.631 W. ((!!)}Levenshtein distance: ADW, 5/1/89, Level II. While neither the aforesaid Scum nor the Hirelings will detect the electronic retrieval, extreme physical caution must be exercised in the transport of ADW, 5/1/90, Level III—we cannot afford ancillary casualties at this juncture as the 2kg loss will be detected by the (ranking) Hirelings no later than Trinity Sunday, 2008, albeit unpunished. 43.35 N., 77.0333 E., cannot supply additional ШЧБAT prior to the second Sunday in Advent, 2008. Orate pro nobis.
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