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'''SR/CL: May Day, 2006;''' '''''Leitmotiv: "et curvat imperia"'''''
 
'''SR/CL: May Day, 2006;''' '''''Leitmotiv: "et curvat imperia"'''''
  
As previously communicated '''''via''''' ["the low-grade, small-bore decadence found chiefly among liberal Republicans and ritual killers"], there has been a '''<u>Third</u>''' Level <u>Penetration</u> by the cursed Revisionists ('''''videte:''''' '''St. Luke 9:62'''). '''The Little Orphan Children''' and '''The Midget Tag Team''' are unanimous in <u>refusing to guarantee</u> the structural integrity of the "levees" against a "Category 5" assault by the Pelagian devils. '''THE ORPHANAGE''' concurs with the cybernetic assessment. '''''Ergo''''', "read" '''<u>the May Day 2006 plaintext</u>'''--including the '''itinerary''' for the '''<u>Summer Tour</u>''' in the '''<u>Alternate Venue</u>''' as per 5/1/89, '''FOURTH LEVEL''', <u>inclusive of the cyclotomic polynomials</u>; set optical aperture at: '''St. Luke 8:36'''. The topological location of the 476th celebration of the '''''Confessio Augustana''''' is to be extrapolated by applying the '''''Möbius function vis-à-vis''''' the final '''''Contrapunctus''''' ['''''Die Kunst der Fuge''''']. THE ORPHANAGE further '''<u>directly instructs</u>''' the (most current) '''Oath Giver''' to emulate somatically the already well-practiced procedure found (and verified <u>empirically</u> by both Winthrop and Thomas Bradwardine) in ISBN 1559390042 [1992], pp. 232-233; as to the source manuals from which you have practiced, '''''s<u>u</u>b speci<u>e</u> et via an<u>a</u>logia''''': '''ROMANS 10:02. Failsafe: Philippians 1:23; L<u>U</u>THER, CA<u>L</u>VIN, GUSTAV<u>U</u>S ADOLPH<u>U</u>S, CROMWE<u>L</u>L'''}}+{ι//ι.
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As previously communicated '''''via''''' ["the low-grade, small-bore decadence found chiefly among liberal Republicans and ritual killers"], there has been a '''<u>Third</u>''' Level <u>Penetration</u> by the cursed Revisionists ('''''v<u>i</u>d<u>e</u>te:''''' '''St. Luke 9:62'''). '''The Little Orphan Children''' and '''The Midget Tag Team''' are unanimous in <u>refusing to guarantee</u> the structural integrity of the "levees" against a "Category 5" assault by the Pelagian devils. '''THE ORPHANAGE''' concurs with the cybernetic assessment. '''''Ergo''''', "read" '''<u>the May Day 2006 plaintext</u>'''--including the '''itinerary''' for the '''<u>Summer Tour</u>''' in the '''<u>Alternate Venue</u>''' as per 5/1/89, '''FOURTH LEVEL''', <u>inclusive of the cyclotomic polynomials</u>; set optical aperture at: '''St. Luke 8:36'''. The topological location of the 476th celebration of the '''''Confessio Augustana''''' is to be extrapolated by applying the '''''Möbius function vis-à-vis''''' the final '''''Contrapunctus''''' ['''''Die Kunst der Fuge''''']. THE ORPHANAGE further '''<u>directly instructs</u>''' the (most current) '''Oath Giver''' to emulate somatically the already well-practiced procedure found (and verified <u>empirically</u> by both Winthrop and Thomas Bradwardine) in ISBN 1559390042 [1992], pp. 232-233; as to the source manuals from which you have practiced, '''''s<u>u</u>b speci<u>e</u> et via an<u>a</u>logia''''': '''ROMANS 10:02. Failsafe: Philippians 1:23; L<u>U</u>THER, CA<u>L</u>VIN, GUSTAV<u>U</u>S ADOLPH<u>U</u>S, CROMWE<u>L</u>L'''}}+{ι//ι.
  
 
: '''<u>Aratus</u>''': '''''"Kak en betaal is die Wet van Transvaal."'''''
 
: '''<u>Aratus</u>''': '''''"Kak en betaal is die Wet van Transvaal."'''''

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SR/CL: May Day, 2006; Leitmotiv: "et curvat imperia"

As previously communicated via ["the low-grade, small-bore decadence found chiefly among liberal Republicans and ritual killers"], there has been a Third Level Penetration by the cursed Revisionists (videte: St. Luke 9:62). The Little Orphan Children and The Midget Tag Team are unanimous in refusing to guarantee the structural integrity of the "levees" against a "Category 5" assault by the Pelagian devils. THE ORPHANAGE concurs with the cybernetic assessment. Ergo, "read" the May Day 2006 plaintext--including the itinerary for the Summer Tour in the Alternate Venue as per 5/1/89, FOURTH LEVEL, inclusive of the cyclotomic polynomials; set optical aperture at: St. Luke 8:36. The topological location of the 476th celebration of the Confessio Augustana is to be extrapolated by applying the Möbius function vis-à-vis the final Contrapunctus [Die Kunst der Fuge]. THE ORPHANAGE further directly instructs the (most current) Oath Giver to emulate somatically the already well-practiced procedure found (and verified empirically by both Winthrop and Thomas Bradwardine) in ISBN 1559390042 [1992], pp. 232-233; as to the source manuals from which you have practiced, sub specie et via analogia: ROMANS 10:02. Failsafe: Philippians 1:23; LUTHER, CALVIN, GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS, CROMWELL}}+{ι//ι.

Aratus: "Kak en betaal is die Wet van Transvaal."

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The significance of the queen of hearts is not as clear.

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