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MAY DAY 2006
Publication Date May 1, 2006
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SR/CL: May Day, 2006; Leitmotiv: "et curvat imperia"

As previously communicated via ["the low-grade, small-bore decadence found chiefly among liberal Republicans and ritual killers"], there has been a Third Level Penetration by the cursed Revisionists (videte: St. Luke 9:62). The Little Orphan Children and The Midget Tag Team are unanimous in refusing to guarantee the structural integrity of the "levees" against a "Category 5" assault by the Pelagian devils. THE ORPHANAGE concurs with the cybernetic assessment. Ergo, "read" the May Day 2006 plaintext--including the itinerary for the Summer Tour in the Alternate Venue as per 5/1/89, FOURTH LEVEL, inclusive of the cyclotomic polynomials; set optical aperture at: St. Luke 8:36. The topological location of the 476th celebration of the Confessio Augustana is to be extrapolated by applying the Möbius function vis-à-vis the final Contrapunctus [Die Kunst der Fuge]. THE ORPHANAGE further directly instructs the (most current) Oath Giver to emulate somatically the already well-practiced procedure found (and verified empirically by both Winthrop and Thomas Bradwardine) in ISBN 1559390042 [1992], pp. 232-233; as to the source manuals from which you have practiced, sub specie et via analogia: ROMANS 10:02. Failsafe: Philippians 1:23; LUTHER, CALVIN, GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS, CROMWELL}}+{ι//ι.

Aratus: "Kak en betaal is die Wet van Transvaal."

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