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SR/CL: Unscheduled; Leitmotiv: "[T]he matter admits no delay." -Wesley
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4/2/08 Ad
UNSCHEDULED
Publication Date April 2, 2008
Ad Source MM Site
Smiley Type Smiley with 4 hairs, Smiley with 5 hairs, Multiple Smileys

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SR/CL: Unscheduled; Leitmotiv: "[T]he matter admits no delay." -Wesley

3:10 to Yuma }+}}

Ben [Wade]: "There's a curse on that gun."

Minor Moron: "I ain't afraid a' no curse."

Ben: "Laugh while you can."


THE ORPHANAGE directly commends The Little Orphan Children for continuing to use the Local Yokel Pig Pond-scum as a totally secure portal; cf., II St. Peter 2:22. The retrieval itinerary for The Midget Tag Team must be implemented prior to Maitag. Retrieve sub specie: Passvorteingabefelder {[x]} "Vus den neuen Schachten, schafft mir das Gold!" +(!); Manhattan distance between the vertices: 32.54 N., 105.58 W. →Hamming cube: 46.98 N., 76.631 W. ((!!)}Levenshtein distance: ADW, 5/1/89, Level II. While neither the aforesaid Scum nor the Hirelings will detect the electronic retrieval, extreme physical caution must be exercised in the transport of ADW, 5/1/90, Level III—we cannot afford ancillary casualties at this juncture as the 2kg loss will be detected by the (ranking) Hirelings no later than Trinity Sunday, 2008, albeit unpunished. 43.35 N., 77.0333 E., cannot supply additional ШЧБAT prior to the second Sunday in Advent, 2008. Orate pro nobis.

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CROMWELL

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The place:


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Choir will meet in

the Summer Tour

the aperitif Stern


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Ad Artwork

Below the main text in the fragment section is a diagram of a celestial sphere, an imaginary sphere of arbitrarily large radius, concentric with Earth. The celestial sphere is a simple tool used to determine the position and path of objects in the sky. Wikipedia

The triangular fragment of a chart is currently unidentified. It may be another astronomical chart, or possibly related to physics.

On the right side, a 2x2 matrix contains the following symbols:

Below the matrix is a fragment of Hebrew text bordered by two black lines. אד‎זךּג ה‎ The second word means "the land," but so far we've been unable to translate the first word.

The rectangular map fragment shows the German city of Berlin, including the Haus der Kultaren der Welt, House of the World's Cultures Wikipedia; the Carillon, a freestanding 42 meter tower and musical instrument with 68 bellsWikipedia; and the Philharmonie, a modernist concert hall Wikipedia. See the area on Google Maps here.

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Leitmotiv

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