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6/19/13 Ad
Publication Date June 19, 2013
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SR/CL: Leitmotiv: uzamcolo

The Loyal Order of Un-reconstructed Freaks will celebrate the 483rd Anniversary of the Confessio Augustana, 1200 Hours, 51.352N, 0.445W, videte, 4/30/10, III. Mistah Kurtz and The Asylum Choir will attend via 42.3751833, -71.1196733. Dixwell, Goff & Whalley have delivered to John Davenport, the tallies from all sub-plenaries, May Day, 2013—cf. Bayesian summation: [ether]} Hotel California, 1/16/91, II. The Pelagian Devils remain eternally unchanged (5/22/13→Rev. 19:2, statim). The Stygian draught continues to progress but hematological reversals vis-a-vis methylation, CYP2C19 (subsequent sulfation). Orate pro nobis.


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Leitmotiv: uzamcolo

Uzamcolo is Zulu for "deluge," "flood," or "inundation."

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  • 51.352N, 0.445W - These coordinates lead to an estate in the English countryside of Weybridge, Surrey. It is located on Linden Rd, near St. Georges Hill. Identical to coordinates sent to Carlos G. from Las Vegas in 2011. Map
  • 42.3751833, -71.1196733 - Coordinates for an "Old Burying Ground" on Garden St. in Cambridge, Mass., specifically Harvard Square. Eight Harvard presidents are buried there, as well as several notable political and artistic figures. Map

Religious References

  • The 483rd anniversary of the Confessio Augustana was June 25, 2013. This was also the 63rd anniversary of the start of the Korean War in 1950.
  • Revelation 19:2 refers to the Whore of Babylon - "For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand."

Historical References

  • Dixwell, Goff(e) & Whalley are known as the 3 Judges. They were signatories on the death warrant for King Charles I, and fled to New Haven, CT to avoid punishment as regicides. They spent a summer hiding in a cave that is now named in their honor. John Davenport, founder of Center Church in New Haven, housed the men while they were on the lam. Interestingly enough, Dixwell's house was on the corner of Grove and College Streets in New Haven and, after his death, he was buried in the Old Burying Ground behind Center Church. Three intersecting streets in New Haven are named after the men (Dixwell Ave., Whalley Ave., Goffe St.).
  • 1/16/91 was the beginning of the first Gulf War
  • John Davenport -

Scientific and Mathematic References

  • Bayesian Summation - Bayes' Theorem describes the probability of an event, based on prior knowledge of conditions that might be related to the event. Named for Rev. Thomas Bayes, who first provided an equation that allows new evidence to update beliefs.
  • CYP2C19 is a liver enzyme that metabolizes drugs. CYP2C19 (subsequent sulfation) refers to a metabolic pathway. The drug Protonix, or pantoprazole, is metabolized through demethylation by CYP2C19, with subsequent sulfation. This drug is a proton pump inhibitor prescribed for the treatment of erosive esophagitis. The 5/1/12 ad also mentions CYP2C19 but uses different notation (Cytochrome P450 2C19).

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